Maybe I should make a bunch of them and sell them on senior-house... "Limited Edition Sport Death My Little Pony! Featuring hand-dyed hair, demonic red eyes, and laboriously-painted skin! Get yours while supplies last!"

[I actually made a 15 foot tall version about a year and a half ago during Rush - it had wheels, and one could actually sit inside, making it more of a Trojan Pony. Sadly, there wasn't really anyplace to keep it, and it's long since gone.]